I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Randomize