pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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