Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
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I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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