I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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