I wanna passion pit in your ass
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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