im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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