i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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