HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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