I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize