I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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