so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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