Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm jealous of your bromance
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
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We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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