Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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