I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
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Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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