Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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