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  • Submitted by NCA on Apr 5, 10 at 1:31pm

    Offer him anal. Maybe he wants to be a priest.

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 5, 10 at 1:11pm

    what a classy broad....

  • Submitted by mistalizard on Apr 5, 10 at 3:48pm

    This is what I dont understand. Why is it that people will blow off church an religion 364 days of the year, yet go to church on easter? I enjoy sleeping in :).

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    Submitted by eyeheart87 on Apr 5, 10 at 2:15pm

    1:55 you and your parents must be so fucking proud.

  • 86 75
    Submitted by SumoBob on Apr 5, 10 at 1:50pm

    I have a raging boner now

  • 79 65
    Submitted by wellhey on Apr 5, 10 at 4:19pm

    @ nca: I love you

  • 78 70
    Submitted by buberto on Apr 6, 10 at 12:44am

    Have him finger fuck you at church. That way you can impress everybody when you call out God's name.

  • 92 98
    Submitted by burnquist764 on Apr 5, 10 at 2:15pm

    Fuck church, if I got dragged to my fiance's church, I'd expect something too

  • 78 71
    Submitted by Jtibbetts1 on Apr 5, 10 at 1:15pm

    Yeah, I'd tap that.

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    Submitted by myfifthgear on Apr 5, 10 at 4:07pm

    @1:55- I hope your skank cunt ass stars on the MTV hit show "16 and Preggers"

  • 78 74
    Submitted by mbrownning on Apr 5, 10 at 1:11pm

    lmfao. wow.

  • 82 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 1:09pm

    Jesus will be proud!

  • 79 85
    Submitted by jacksrevenge69 on Apr 5, 10 at 6:56pm

    Maybe you should tell him there are communion waffers in your vag?

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    Submitted by BroKing on Apr 5, 10 at 1:37pm

    I would

  • 67 66
    Submitted by mle97 on Apr 10, 10 at 11:42am

    yeahhhhh I think he owes you one

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Chris_Hansen on Apr 5, 10 at 9:25pm

    Mom?!

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Rachelridestoruk on Apr 5, 10 at 2:58pm

    1:55 is the reason people shoot up schools.

  • 68 76
    Submitted by benskeff on Apr 5, 10 at 9:51pm

    Y'all just got trolled hard by first comment hahaha

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 3:45am

    Hey if he don't shit I will they call me king lick in 519

  • 66 77
    Submitted by wubzie on Apr 5, 10 at 7:21pm

    Hey if it don't work out I'm always available... I have no qualms wit eatin you out...

  • Submitted by Chalmers15 on Apr 5, 10 at 2:12pm

    It's fucking Easter. Like the one day you SHOULD go to church. Dumbass bitch.

  • 65 76
    Submitted by vinogirl on Apr 5, 10 at 11:43pm

    blowmenow just showed everyone how rapist find where you live.

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Reverie3 on Apr 5, 10 at 9:21pm

    i need to find a girl like this.

  • 60 68
    Submitted by R3X on Jul 15, 10 at 9:23am

    Fuck yeah eat out that chunky shrimp haahahahh lol jk naaa fuck I love eating girls out it's my thing I'll eat it out for days no lie 

  • 65 82
    Submitted by JoePapi on Apr 6, 10 at 2:18pm

    You would if I you were with me... Unless you were fat... But then you wouldn't be with me;)

  • 64 85
    Submitted by Gerrit on Apr 5, 10 at 10:40pm

    989? Whats ur name girl u live in the same city as me. I hope ur not my girlfriend haha

  • Submitted by Tequila69 on Apr 5, 10 at 1:42pm

    Super uber SLUT

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    Submitted by mytoolisbig on Apr 5, 10 at 8:48pm

    Will u marry me

  • Submitted by emma_cunneen on Apr 5, 10 at 1:55pm

    Ahaha I did the same thing with my guy nd then we fucked back at his house later when all his relatives were drunk nd didn't care what we did...best Easter ever nd I'm only 15 ;)

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      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 5, 10 at 3:48pm

      I Googled your Screen Name. You go to Matignon High School and your Pandora Profile said: I am 15, single, and love all kinds of music. Gettt att meee ;D

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        Submitted by kiekie on Apr 5, 10 at 6:08pm

        ^^ creeperrrr!

        • 59 64
          Submitted by matrix86 on Apr 9, 10 at 12:47am

          You admitted to being a 15 year old slut on the internet using your name...and you didn't expect someone to look you up? This is how people get rapped, robbed, and stalked.\nAnd when you go in for a job interview, your boss is going to google your name and see all the texts you favorited. Good luck getting a job in the professional world.\nI don't mean to sound like a parent, but if you ever want a good paying, steady job, this is going to come back to bite you in the ass. Trust me, I know from exp