Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
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Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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