He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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