The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
then he tried to convert me to islam
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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