ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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