He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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