God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
420 ftw
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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