What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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