I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
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I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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