I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
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Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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