I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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