I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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