I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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