I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
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Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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