Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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