remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
These tits shall not be calmed
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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