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  • 90 50
    Submitted by Halcion on Jun 16, 10 at 11:43am
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    I think this text was written at a KFC. Key words being, fat, tempted and chicken.

  • 92 61
    Submitted by diggitydank on Jun 16, 10 at 10:52am
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    I hope you can't lose your weight once/if he leaves you. That'd be way funnier then this stupid ass txt.

  • 81 54
    Submitted by stankpuss on Jun 16, 10 at 10:29am
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    Fat bitches give good head, it's science

    • 45 28
      Submitted by idgaf on Jun 16, 10 at 3:54pm
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      it's because they're hungry

      • 39 48
        Submitted by Howbot on Jun 16, 10 at 5:31pm
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        @idgaf God damn, that was funny.

  • 70 53
    Submitted by trke0302 on Jun 16, 10 at 10:58am
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    This OP disgusts me

  • 63 44
    Submitted by Mondu on Jun 16, 10 at 11:08am
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    Mmmmm...... Chicken

  • 56 46
    Submitted by Thrax on Jun 16, 10 at 10:27am
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    I've smashed some rather large ones before. It's all up to how big he likes you

  • 58 51
    Submitted by ButteredToast on Jun 16, 10 at 10:36am
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    Play with fire, and you might get burned.

  • 51 43
    Submitted by R3X on Jun 26, 10 at 7:38am
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    I'm Pretty Shure This Is A Fail unless your boyfriend is into the whole fat ass chick jumping on me thing but u can never no I'm also pretty shure that everytime he fucks you he'll have food set aside for both of you So techniacally it could be a win fuck I'm high

  • 53 54
    Submitted by thedood on Jun 16, 10 at 11:47am
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    Fast track to fattyville: eat more KFC Double Downs.

  • 48 45
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 16, 10 at 2:25pm
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    You have that low slef esteem? You mom did this once married to your dad?

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Leeworthy on Jun 16, 10 at 5:58pm
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    I see only 1 clear loser here!

  • 39 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 9:30pm
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    What's a double down?

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Okie20 on Jun 16, 10 at 5:02pm
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    That'll work.....

  • 38 44
    Submitted by kayla_b on Jun 17, 10 at 12:28am
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    puke...both to the fact that your willing to just let ur ass get fatter out of spite and to the fact that anyone would eat a sandwich with chicken patties as the bun. lol

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 17, 10 at 6:42am
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    She loses either way

  • 46 87
    Submitted by Br34kthr0ugh420 on Jun 16, 10 at 11:02am
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    What is with the BBW lovers? Maybe it's the only ones you can get, because I have no problem finding skinny ones that are way hotter, but I have good pot.

    • 62 55
      Submitted by Stargazer77 on Jun 16, 10 at 11:46am
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      Maybe some of us just prefer a bigger woman? Ever thought of that d-bag?