I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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