I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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