Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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