If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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