p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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