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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
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Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
The 1970's were a crazy time
Challenge accepted
My dad stole a forklift at his bachelor party and was therefore out on bail for my parent's wedding. I win.
Thats gangsta.
My dad can beat up your dad.
All in good fun.
Greatest dad ever!
I once stole an aquarium w the fish still in it. It's one of my greater kleptomania stories.
My dad stole a vending machine once too!
My Mum & Dad stole a bus once. Whilst being 8 months pregnant. With me.
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