My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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