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  • 57 66
    Submitted by LoveDumpster on Mar 20, 11 at 10:31am

    Sambuca is Canadian for "Guatemalan penis."

    • 39 43
      Submitted by said8ED on Mar 20, 11 at 8:12pm

      No. If so, it would have read "how many"

  • 45 59
    Submitted by monica05 on Mar 20, 11 at 10:24am

    what are sambucas?

    • 27 34
      Submitted by paulerd on Jun 30, 12 at 12:41am

      like high end jager. its clear and black licorice.

  • 46 67
    Submitted by fucksyourmother on Mar 20, 11 at 11:06am

    i feel bad for your taste buds

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Helenetta on Mar 22, 11 at 4:23am

    My worst night started out with:-\nMy friend - "alright Helen, want to see how much tequila we can drink?"\nMe - "yeah okay"\nBaddddd idea!

  • 40 74
    Submitted by kaitlynFAIL on Mar 20, 11 at 9:53am

    First. Owned. Pro. Legit. 1337.

  • 34 65
    Submitted by djmerrill21 on Mar 20, 11 at 11:14am

    HAHAHAHAHA

  • 32 75
    Submitted by jayxo on Mar 20, 11 at 10:00pm

    It's liquor, smarties -.-