Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
4 words: hood of his car
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Randomize