just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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