My room smells like vodka and shame
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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