Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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