U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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