Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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