last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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