After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
tell me about the fingering
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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