I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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