woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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