what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Less talking, more tequila
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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