Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
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It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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